The Stainless Steel Rat (stainsteelrat) wrote,
The Stainless Steel Rat
stainsteelrat

Dear God(s)

Assuming the perfect girl for me is out there, could you please illuminate the path to her and/or set some events in motion that bring us together preferably ASAP.

If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign...

OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign...

Thy will be done.

Thanks

Mark

PS. Sorry, I know I stole most of that from Homer Simpson, but I thought you might find it amusing.
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