Amazingly they come in this, which is superbly compact for the erm...
I can't imagine they'll stay on for a long time, nor survive a light breeze, but at least I can look a pillock IN STYLE!
^Of course Lu didn't tell me they were wonky. Probably due to the fact she was laughing so much.
^And their natural state. Although they can be rolled up into a cylinder, before they are popped into the case.
Of course Lu hates 'em!