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I forgot to mention that we had an office move in the middle of last week. I now face (who I find to be) the most attractive girl in the office, which is not doing me any good at all! I don't find this girl just pretty. She's jaw droppingly knee knockingly gorgeous! There's something rather Natalie Imbruglia about her.

Of course I don't succumb to the vagaries of the flesh. I am a child of light... yeah right.

<Sexist mode>

As one of the facility guys said (who get to visit all the offices) "there's a seriously high totty quotient in your office", and I would have to strongly agree!

</Sexist mode>

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I would be *extremely* surprised if she didn't have a boyfriend. Also we're not talking just reasonably attractive, she's stunningly gorgeously catwalk model attractive! Way out of my league :-)

We had another girl come in from another office as well last week. Holy mumma... another catwalk model!

Also girls who are that attractive tend to balance it out in lack of personality, and that's ultimately what counts (for me anyway).

When it comes to socialising with women I have this in-built shyness that I find hard to break. I don't (and can't) do the normal macho bullshit thing, or flirting. I'm hoping that having some of the opposite sex around will soothe this problematic side of me.

1. She's no more or less likely to have a bf than any other woman.
2. Looks/Personality are not an either/or thing!
3. Don't see a beautiful woman, see another human being, with the same self-doubts as yourself and anyone else!  Yes, it's true, gorgeous women ARE HUMAN!!!

You and I know that, but do gorgeous women know this. I'm not so sure ;-)

There's nothing worse than that look from a woman as if to say "what or who do you think you are that you might even consider a relationship with me?!" :-)

Oh, well in that case tell them you don't usually talk to ugly women but you thought you'd make an exception in their case...

banished (long dormant) taught me everything I know!

Hmmm, perhaps I could do with some lessons like that :-)

Who am I to talk, I haven't had a gf in ages!

Well don't forget, gorgeous women are human to ;-)

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